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I’d like to take a moment to point out just how much I love the Do’s & Dont’s section of Vice Magazine.  You may have seen the book in Urban Outfitters and chuckled at some of the captions.  Their gallery is constantly packed with amazing photographs of real people wearing some of the wildest shit you’ve ever seen in your life.  The accompanying captions are enough to make you wanna spit your coffee out of your nose.  If you think you have it rough and that people don’t take you seriously enough, check out these people to re-assure yourself that it could be worse.

The magazine itself covers some pretty harsh, but interesting topics, ranging from social perspectives into groups like Japan’s internet-savvy homeless or Australia’s female punk scene, to features on artists, photographers and bands you may never have heard of otherwise.  It’s tough to talk about Vice Magazine without bringing up its explicit content and rapist wit, so I’ll try to avoid it and just leave it at that.  Oh yeah, check out my favorite Don’t of all-time by clicking on the picture below:

“Coming through, people, coming through! Clear the way or I’ll be late for the Stupid Assholes With Pink Jackets and Tiny Backpacks convention. I’m due to give the keynote address in less than 30 minutes! What’s that? Well, since you must know, the topic is ‘Being a Ball-Sucking Shitstain With Fucking Shitty Poodle Hair in 2008.’”